I AM STEVE

For Crafters, Explorers, and Block-Building Legends!

The "I AM STEVE" collection brings your favorite blocky hero to life with playful, pixel-perfect style—just like your Minecraft world, but way more wearable (and dishwasher-safe). Whether you're mining diamonds IRL or just surviving Monday, these officially inspired goodies are your ultimate gear.

⚡ The Loot Drops:

🟫 "I AM STEVE" Chibi Mug
"Hot Java for the Block-Breaker"
Sip in style with this ceramic creeper-resistant mug featuring an ultra-cute chibi Steve!
✔ Glossy pixel-art finish (Netherite-tier shine)
✔ Microwave-safe—reheats your coffee faster than a furnace cooks steak

🧥 "I AM STEVE" adidas Hoodie
"Diamond Armor, But Cozy"
Survival mode just got softer. This BCI cotton hoodie (30% recycled materials—eco-friendly like bamboo!) keeps you warm from the Overworld to the End.
✔ Adjustable hood (blocks Enderman stares)
✔ Kangaroo pocket (fits pickaxes, phones, or 64 stacks of snacks)
✔ Creeper-green stitching (hidden detail for real fans)

💧 "I AM STEVE" 40oz Insulated Tumbler
"Hydration Potion: +12hr Durability"
Keeps drinks hotter than lava or cooler than an ice biome—just like Steve’s trusty flask.
✔ Leak-proof lid (no spill disasters!)
✔ Ergonomic handle (for one-handed mining… or commuting)
✔ BPA-free—because Steve cares about his HP

👕 "I AM STEVE" Tees & Crewnecks
"Skin-Change Ready"
100% ring-spun cotton tees with blocky graphics that won’t pixelate in the wash. Shoulder seams reinforced like enchanted diamond gear!

🎁 Perfect For:
• Birthday chest loot
• Holiday gifting (Santa’s got a Nether portal)
• Flexing at MineCon (or math class)

"NOT OFFICIAL MINECRAFT PRODUCT. NOT APPROVED BY MOJANG."
(But 100% approved by Steve-energy enthusiasts.)

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